Sunday, January 10, 2010

::Team Twi-Fic :: Fan Fiction Reviews! Lemons after dark!



Hey Sparkly Ones,
Winter is in full gear so what better way to keep warm that with these LEMONY HOT selections from The Love Shack Smut Pack! It's a burden we must bear to read and share these stories with each and every one of you budding h00rz! LOL So here's your hawtness for the week to keep your toes curled and warm! And I know it's Sunday, sorry! Snow makes me highly unmotivated!

Thanks again to Cullen Sister, @CullenLoveShack and @ForksPixie - ::Team Twi-Smut:: for picking these juicy lemons for us!

Fan Fic acronyms to know: AU=Alternate Universe, AH=All Human, OOC=Out of Character, Canon=As Stephenie Meyer wrote it, M=Rated Mature. Stories are ranked from 1-5 Sparkles for writing skill, story and plot and overall story quality as it relates to the Twilight Universe.

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The following Reviews are from @CullenLoveShack
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A Litany at Dusk by Duskwatcher2153
Rated: M
Type: Romance with Dark Themes AU Canon couples Vampires
POV: Bella and Edward
Status: Work in Progress (24 Chapters complete)
Shack Rating: * * * * * (5 Sparkles!!)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5312635/1/A_Litany_at_Dusk

Edward’s rebellious period didn’t last a few years; it lasted seventy.When he finally rejoins his family in Forks, he is dark, dangerous, despairing and desperate. Will Edward be willing to fight for her instead of fighting against her? AU-rated for lemons some dark themes.

This is a wonderfully written story and I am thoroughly enjoying it!! KUDOS to @Duskwatcher!

I recommend "Drowning Pool - Bodies (Let The Bodies Hit The Floor)" ♫ http://blip.fm/~izwy8 as Edward's song for this story!!!

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The following Reviews are from Cullen Sister
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Safe Haven by Snowqueens Icedragon

Rated: M
Type: Romance/Mystery AU/AH Canon Couples Very Explicit
POV: Bella and Edward
Status: Complete
Shack Rating: * * * * (4 Sparkles!!)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5320588/1/Safe_Haven


Edward Cullen is filming his new movie in Las Vegas. His only solace is Bella, who lives and works in the luxury hotel he is staying. But is she all she seems. AU: Story Rated M for a reason. EXPLICIT Adult content... Lots of swearing.. MATURE THEMES


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The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime
Rated: M
Type: Romance/Humor AU/AH Canon Couples
POV: Various
Status: Complete
Shack Rating: * * * * * (5 Sparkles!!)

http://www.fan fiction.net/s/49 17570/1/The_ Port_ Angeles_ Players

New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co- star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Is it curtains- up on love?

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Housemating Season by AngryBadgerGirl
Rated: M for Lemons
Type: Romance/Humor AU/AH Canon Couples
POV: Bella
Status: Complete
Shack Rating: * * * * * (5 Sparkles!!)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5118963/1/Housemating_Season

Bella's a freshman at Dartmouth who lives with 5 upperclassmen, including broody Edward, a vegetarian with a fixation on vampires. Plot line similar to the original Twi novel w/o the cockblocking and with more laughs. LEMONS, AH, canon pairings, BPOV.
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The following Reviews are from @ForksPixie
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Insecurities by JamesRamsey
Rated: M for mature themes.
Type: Romance/Drama - Non-Canon Couples AU/OOC Vampires
POV: Bella and Jasper
Status: Not yet Complete, but 22 chapter into its completion
Shack Rating: * * * * * (5 Sparkles!!)


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5398826/1/Insecurities


Suddenly, I realized the family had it wrong. I had it wrong. Jasper was not attacking me and Edward was not protecting me. AU OOC Rated M to be safe –

The Authors first story, but you wouldn’t know it…incredibly written. A Team Jasper story that is unique & not following the same story line as most J/B stories I have recently encountered. Enjoy!

Forkspixie recommends Jack Johnson - Angel to go with this story!
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That does it for this week! Make it a Lemony week! Stay warm!!!

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