Friday, February 10, 2012

::Team Twilight:: Fan Fiction Friday

“I hope you've got enough sleep these last 18 years 'cause you won't be getting anymore for a while.” If you’re even half as excited, I know you won’t be getting any sleep either. But just in case you’ll actually be waiting a few days to see the movie Lab Tech Andi has picked out a few Valentine’s for you to enjoy while you wait. So skip or bounce, if you must, to the blue door at the back of the shack, knock the energetic beat of “I’m so excited” by The Pointer Sisters and the password is “It’s Time”. Be Safe!


“It’s here!! It’s FINALLY HERE!!”

“What’s here?”

“The DVD RELEASE DAY!! IT’S FINALLY HERE!!!” I was literally bouncing off the walls with excitement. Emmett just laughed at me.

“Wow Alice, She’s like a human version of you, only taller.” Emmett laughed while Alice glared back at him.

“There’s no way I’m that bad! What did she do? Eat an entire bag of coffee beans?” Alice shook her head.

“I thought she was going to help us plan something for Valentine’s Day, but Andi looks like she needs a sedative.”

Alice moved to stand in front of me and grabbed my arms to stop me from jumping, “Stop it, you’re making me tired and I don’t get tired.”

“But it’s here, Alice!!” I yelled at her.

“Technically, it’s not until tomorrow, so you need to calm yourself down woman! There’s a post to put out!” Alice tried to reason with me. It really wasn’t any use though.

“Semantics, Alice! Soon, I’ll have my DVD and I’ll be watching that for 2 days straight, so stop being Debbie Downer, I’m too excited!!!” I started bouncing again the second she let go and again she shook her head at me.

“Well, do you have any stories to recommend this week? I mean it is Friday.”

“Yes, Alice. I have stooooorrrrriiieeeeessssss!” I sang to her.

Emmett laughed again and then asked, “And are you going to help me with my Valentine plans for Rose?”

I jumped over in his direction, “Yep!” Then tapped his nose with my finger; he laughed again.

“It’s like she’s high.” He said to Alice ignoring me.

“I think she’ll get it all done if we just leave her alone. Let’s go,” Alice said turning toward the door.

“But what if she does something funny?” Emmett asked following Alice.

“She won’t, trust me.” Then they shut the door behind them and left me to my jumping.


Ok, I realize that it’s the weekend before Valentine’s Day and with the DVD release of Breaking Dawn coming out, you’re time will be limited, so all my deals this week are light and short, but not all are lemon free. Enjoy!!

My first little valentine is a spicy little tale called “Boycotting Valentine's Day” by jennlynnfs. As Valentine's Day approaches, Bella’s choosing to hang out with her best friend Alice instead of trying to settle on any of the morons that cross her path on a day to day basis. Together they decide to boycott Valentine's Day and Non-Valentine's Day activities are planned, including no boys. But what if Alice's brothers, Edward and Emmett, come along. They don’t count, right?

My next little valentine is a fluffy oneshot tale called “Be Mine, Miss Valentine?” by Raptured Ignorance. In this all human tale, Valentine’s Day at Forks High School isn't usually this fun and Bella isn’t one for the romantic stuff. But roses mean everything, and a special note leaves Miss Bella Swan breathless. This is such a cute fic and parts of it will make you wonder if it’s really AU.

My third little valentine is a jaded tale called “Love and Other Lies” by BookWorm4Life17. Bella’s a cynical writer who’s attempting to pen a novel on what "really" happens when people fall in love, but considering she’s never really been in love, spends her time people watching at her favorite cafĂ©. Edward, her best friend's British cousin and a romantic, is amused at her negative view of love. He befriends the young writer in attempt to change her mind. Will his efforts pay off?

My final little valentine comes in the form of this short story titled “My Personal Valentine” by ronOReds. Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper right before Valentine’s Day. Will advertising for a date help Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentine’s Day!

To go along with all these lovey dovey tales, I’d recommend a “Toasted Marshmallow Amore”

3/4 oz Kahula
3/4 oz Ameretto
3/4 oz Bailey's
1-1/4 oz Toasted Marshmallow Syrup
2 oz Ice Cream

Mixing directions
Shaken with ice and poured into a martini glass.

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The deal has been made. ;)