::Team Twilight:: Fan Fiction Friday

Hello Sparkly Ones,

Hola, Bon Jour, Guttentag, Buon Giorno, 'el-lo, G'Day, Howdy and Hey y'all!! Hopefully I have included most our Twi-Sisters in these languages (and not butchered the spellings too much?). We're all counting down to Eclipse, but we still need a little something to tide us over, right? That's where your favorite ::Team Twi-Smut:: comes in. Read on to see what our Perv Pack picks are for this week.

Thanks again to Cullen Sister, @CullenLoveShack and @ForksPixie - ::Team Twi-Smut:: for picking these juicy lemons for us!

Fan Fic acronyms to know: AU=Alternate Universe, AH=All Human, OOC=Out of Character, Canon=As Stephenie Meyer wrote it, M=Rated Mature. Stories are ranked from 1-5 Sparkles for writing skill, story and plot and overall story quality as it relates to the Twilight Universe.

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The following Reviews are from Cullen Sister
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Reality Minus Expectations by mjinaspen

Rated: M
Type: Romance AU/AH Canon Couples
POV: Bella and Edward
Status: Complete (25 chapters)
Shack Rating: * * * * * (5 Sparkles!!)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5147140/1/

When it comes to Aspen’s social scene, event planner Bella Swan is a smash success. Her marriage, however, crashed and burned. The town's newest real estate attorney arrives in time to add some heat of his own to take away the sting.

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The Misapprehension of Bella Swan by hunterhunting

Rated: M
Type: Romance/Humor AH/OOC Canon Couples
POV: Edward and Bella
Status: Work in Progess (6 chapters)
Shack Rating: * * * * * (5 Sparkles!!)

http://http//www.fanfiction.net/s/5716060/1/The_Misapprehension_of_Bella_Swan

The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story.

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Distorted Reality by breath-of-twilight

Rated: M
Type: Drama AH Canon and Non-Canon Couples
POV: Rose
Status: Work in Progress (13 chapters)
Shack Rating: * * * * * (5 Sparkles!!)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5464400/1/Distorted_Reality

Rose and Bella are in High School when a horrific tragedy strikes that leaves life blurry and hard to swallow. The line between what's real and what's not is rather thin.Give it a chance. it's a lil messed up.

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A Little Crazy by tby789 and LolaShoes

Rated: M
Type: Romance/Angst AH
POV: Bella and Edward
Status: Complete (4 chapters)
Shack Rating: * * * * * (5 sparkles!)


tby789 and LolaShoes entry for the Parkaward contest. Edward is the new, mysterious tenant across the street. Bella has spent her whole life here. Can he convince her that life isn't a place, but what you keep with you?

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The following Reviews are from @ForksPixie
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Colliding Meteors by IdreamofEddy

Rated: M
Type: Romance/Hurt/Comfort AU/OOC Non-Canon Couples
POV: Bella and Jasper
Status: Complete (38 chapters)
Shack Rating: * * * * * (5 Sparkles!!)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4772189/1/

Starts during Chap.3 of New Moon. Edward leaves Bella, Sam does not find Bella, someone else does.

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Fate Has Brought Us Here by cullen818

Rated: M
Type: Romance/Drama AU/OOC Non-Canon Couples
POV: Bella and Jasper
Status: Complete (34 chapters)
Shack Rating: * * * * * (5 Sparkles!!)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4980237/1/Fate_Has_Brought_Us_Here

Set two years after New Moon. Edward never came back and Bella is at college trying to pull her life together. She meets up with the one Cullen she never thought she could have anything in common with. Definitely a Team Jasper story.

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Somebody to Love by mommybrook

Rated: M
Type: Romance/Hurt/Comfort AU/OOC Non-Canon Couples
POV: Bella and Jasper
Status: Work in Progess (24 chapters)
Shack Rating: * * * * * (5 Sparkles!!)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5394321/1/Somebody_to_Love

Bella is 25 years old, divorced with two kids. The Cullen's return to her life when she absolutely needs them the most. If you don't like the idea of Jasper as the leading man, this is not the story for you!

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That does it for this week! Make it a Lemony week!